Overprotective dad quotes

#1. Funerals prove that someone is really gone. - Author: Mason Cooley

#2. For parents, the days are long but the years are short. - Author: Travis Thrasher

#3. Hadn't retired reporter Stan warned him of how protective Cosimo was of his granddaughters? What if the Carusos had discovered his identity and wanted to rub him out as they'd rubbed out his father?
Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and
at the hour of our death. - Author: Christie Ridgway

#4. If the Palestinian people really suffered a nakba, it was largely of their own making - and that of their grand mufti. - Author: Sol Stern

#5. As a former Governor, and more importantly, as a father, I know all too well how protective elected officials are of the special relationships they have with their children. - Author: Ronnie Musgrove

#6. The most powerful tool you have is your mind, which is a gift from God. Use it to question your limiting beliefs, use it to understand yourself, and use it to love yourself the way a loving mother loves her child. - Author: Cynthia Belmer

#7. Because God knows, searches and clearly understands the minds, hearts, thoughts, and nature of all, his supreme kindness and clemency do not permit anyone at all who is not guilty of deliberate sin to suffer eternal punishments. - Author: Pope Pius IX

#8. There are some places you love with your heart, and there are some places that you love with your mind- the places that you love with both are called 'libraries' - Author: Frank Delaney

#9. Because I'm attracted to you. Because you're the poster child for contradictions and I enjoy each one of them. You're funny when you're being so damn serious. You have a kind heart and protective nature that reminds me so much of my father. - Author: N.D. Jones

# When a culture vanishes, humanity is the loser. - Author: Rohinton Mistry

# When I was growing up in the 50s it wasn't quite the same. Fathers were more protective and now they see all of the possibilities for their daughters. - Author: Nancy Pelosi

# That's the whole thing about grieving It's part of the deal: You get to be alive and to love, but in exchange you also have to put in some serious hurt time. - Author: Jennifer Castle

# When those that we have formerly been conversant with, are turning to God, and joining themselves to his people, it ought to be our firm resolution, that we will not leave them; but that their people shall be our people, and their God our God. It - Author: Jonathan Edwards

# Have to love the preemptive guilt trip! I will be visiting home for Mother's Day. Hoping for minimal "baby cannon" talk, but realistically that's going to be a big part of the day. - Author: Kate Siegel

# I was too old for my father to (be protective), too young to be flattered. - Author: Catherine Marshall

# We must realize that the world cannot see and hear the truth neither are they therein sanctified, the world is on its own. - Author: Auliq Ice

# Maybe it was the home tutoring, or the late start to formal schooling, or an overly cautious and protective upbringing, but in any case, I never became a talkative person. As an adult, I am not always comfortable in social gatherings with small talk. I must have inherited my father's gentle nature. - Author: Charles K. Kao

# Beauty and earthy common sense were a rare combination, yet he doubted she was even aware she possessed it. By - Author: Nicholas Sparks

# A primary function of the Strict Father model is the protection of innocent children. Opposition to abortion provides an ideal opportunity to assert a protective function and justify Strict Father morality. - Author: George Lakoff

# What right did my father have to the details of my life? He squandered his chance to be the protective father. You can't come rushing to the rescue six months later. I wasn't a person to be saved only when it was a convenient time to swoop in. - Author: Tayari Jones

# I was very protective of my father and I didn't like these people who hung around outside all day. They creeped me out. - Author: Lisa Marie Presley

# I'm old-school English, so I suppose I'm quite protective - especially of time. Now that I'm a father, every moment is precious. - Author: Orlando Bloom

Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure as heck not picking anything up.



Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter’s body, I will remove them.



Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don’t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, In order to assure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric staple gun and fasten your trousers securely in place around your waist.



Rule Four: I’m sure you’ve been told that in today’s world, sex without utilizing a “barrier method” of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I WILL kill you.



Rule Five: You may believe that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is “early.”



Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make YOU cry.



Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process which can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don’t you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

&#;Eight Simple Rules for Dating My Teenaged Daughter

—Tom Paris, Star Trek: Voyager

—"Rules for Dating My Kid", Meme

—Proverb from Thomas Fuller'sGnomologia ().

— Mr Soap, Scary Go Round

— Richard Castle, Castle

— Eight Simple Rules for Dating My Teenaged Daughter

— Paul Hennessy in the 8 Simple Rules TV show based on those rules

— Texan Proverb

— Mortal Kombat X

—Street Scene

— Bill Engvall

—Danbei Makiba, UFO Robo Grendizer

—O'Neill, The Moon is Blue

—David, The Moon is Blue

—Rodney Atkins, "Cleaning This Gun (Come On In Boy)"

— The Proud Family

— Dave Barry Turns 40

— Barack Obama

— Ice Age 4: Continental Drift

—President Josiah Bartlet, The West Wing

— Mass Effect: Andromeda

— R.C. on his newborn daughter, Sabrina Online

— Batgirl ()

—Green Tea Rescue

—Good Witch

— Riley's First Date?

—Majikoi! Love Me Seriously!

#1. The reward is in the risk. You can't stay hidden inside Grandpa's overprotective cloak forever. You've seemed like you needed to grow out of that for a while. Mom and Dad going away, and the red notebook, these things just helped. Now it's up to you to - Author: Rachel Cohn

#2. 14He brought them out of their gloom and darkness and broke their chains. 15Let them give thanks to the LORD for his love and for the miracles he does - Author: Max Lucado

#3. notice these inconsistencies: Christian and anti-Christian polemicists - Author: Richard Brookhiser

#4. Always treat people as ends in themselves, never as means to an end. - Author: Immanuel Kant

#5. Personally, I quite like that. Such stupid gallantry.
Yes. I like that a lot. - Author: Markus Zusak

#6. To keep a lamp burning we have to keep putting oil in it. - Author: George MacDonald

#7. It is unreasonable for the common people to expect a known corrupt legal system to protect them. - Author: Steven Magee

#8. No press, no television. If my mom calls and says, 'Did you hear about?' I don't want to know nothing about anything that is going on in relation to music. I shut it all off. - Author: Lady Gaga

#9. The history of sex is the history of glimpses: first ankles, then cleavage, then knees. More recently, tattoos, navel rings, tongue studs, underwear (p. 92). - Author: Geoff Dyer

# Sister, you know that?" he asked. "She could beat me - Author: Diane Chamberlain

It's never easy seeing your little ones grow up, but there comes a time when every parent has to let go and allow their children the time and space they need to make their own way in life. As you can see from this hilarious list of overprotective dads compiled by Bored Panda however, some people have a harder time than others when it comes to taking a back seat, especially where their daughters are concerned! Do you have a dad like this? Let us know in the comments below, and don't forget to vote for the funniest!