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#1. Funerals prove that someone is really gone. - Author: Mason Cooley
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#2. For parents, the days are long but the years are short. - Author: Travis Thrasher
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#3. Hadn't retired reporter Stan warned him of how protective Cosimo was of his granddaughters? What if the Carusos had discovered his identity and wanted to rub him out as they'd rubbed out his father?
Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and
at the hour of our death. - Author: Christie Ridgway
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#4. If the Palestinian people really suffered a nakba, it was largely of their own making - and that of their grand mufti. - Author: Sol Stern
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#5. As a former Governor, and more importantly, as a father, I know all too well how protective elected officials are of the special relationships they have with their children. - Author: Ronnie Musgrove
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#6. The most powerful tool you have is your mind, which is a gift from God. Use it to question your limiting beliefs, use it to understand yourself, and use it to love yourself the way a loving mother loves her child. - Author: Cynthia Belmer
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#7. Because God knows, searches and clearly understands the minds, hearts, thoughts, and nature of all, his supreme kindness and clemency do not permit anyone at all who is not guilty of deliberate sin to suffer eternal punishments. - Author: Pope Pius IX
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#8. There are some places you love with your heart, and there are some places that you love with your mind- the places that you love with both are called 'libraries' - Author: Frank Delaney
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#9. Because I'm attracted to you. Because you're the poster child for contradictions and I enjoy each one of them. You're funny when you're being so damn serious. You have a kind heart and protective nature that reminds me so much of my father. - Author: N.D. Jones
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# When a culture vanishes, humanity is the loser. - Author: Rohinton Mistry
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# When I was growing up in the 50s it wasn't quite the same. Fathers were more protective and now they see all of the possibilities for their daughters. - Author: Nancy Pelosi
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# That's the whole thing about grieving It's part of the deal: You get to be alive and to love, but in exchange you also have to put in some serious hurt time. - Author: Jennifer Castle
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# When those that we have formerly been conversant with, are turning to God, and joining themselves to his people, it ought to be our firm resolution, that we will not leave them; but that their people shall be our people, and their God our God. It - Author: Jonathan Edwards
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# Have to love the preemptive guilt trip! I will be visiting home for Mother's Day. Hoping for minimal "baby cannon" talk, but realistically that's going to be a big part of the day. - Author: Kate Siegel
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# I was too old for my father to (be protective), too young to be flattered. - Author: Catherine Marshall
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# We must realize that the world cannot see and hear the truth neither are they therein sanctified, the world is on its own. - Author: Auliq Ice
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# Maybe it was the home tutoring, or the late start to formal schooling, or an overly cautious and protective upbringing, but in any case, I never became a talkative person. As an adult, I am not always comfortable in social gatherings with small talk. I must have inherited my father's gentle nature. - Author: Charles K. Kao
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# Beauty and earthy common sense were a rare combination, yet he doubted she was even aware she possessed it. By - Author: Nicholas Sparks
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# A primary function of the Strict Father model is the protection of innocent children. Opposition to abortion provides an ideal opportunity to assert a protective function and justify Strict Father morality. - Author: George Lakoff
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# What right did my father have to the details of my life? He squandered his chance to be the protective father. You can't come rushing to the rescue six months later. I wasn't a person to be saved only when it was a convenient time to swoop in. - Author: Tayari Jones
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# I was very protective of my father and I didn't like these people who hung around outside all day. They creeped me out. - Author: Lisa Marie Presley
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# I'm old-school English, so I suppose I'm quite protective - especially of time. Now that I'm a father, every moment is precious. - Author: Orlando Bloom
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Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure as heck not picking anything up.



Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter’s body, I will remove them.



Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don’t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, In order to assure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric staple gun and fasten your trousers securely in place around your waist.



Rule Four: I’m sure you’ve been told that in today’s world, sex without utilizing a “barrier method” of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I WILL kill you.



Rule Five: You may believe that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is “early.”



Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make YOU cry.



Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process which can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don’t you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?



Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where parents, policemen, or nuns are not within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than a goose down parka zipped up to her chin. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chain saws are okay.

&#;Eight Simple Rules for Dating My Teenaged Daughter

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"Something about fatherhood seems to regress the male psyche a few thousand years."

Tom Paris, Star Trek: Voyager

"I cannot emotionally accept how little control I exercise over this situation. I have a disordered psycho-sexual relationship to my child, rooted in my own long harbored insecurities. This manifests in socially inappropriate ways. One of these ways may be making ostensibly sarcastic threats of physical harm toward my child's love interests."

—"Rules for Dating My Kid", Meme

My son is my son till he have got him a wife,
But my daughter's my daughter all the days of her life.

—Proverb from Thomas Fuller'sGnomologia ().

"Some people say it's hard to kill a living thing, and it is. So I play a little game. I imagine the bird doing terrible things, that it is a terrible person. I imagine that it's laid its dirty fingers on my precious daughter and then thrown her away like a used tissue."

Mr Soap, Scary Go Round

"Well, we both learned a valuable lesson. You learnt that you can expand your horizons and grow. I learnt that if that involves short skirts and boys I'm not gonna like it."

Richard Castle, Castle

Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you&#;d better be delivering a package, because you&#;re sure as heck not picking anything up.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter&#;s body, I will remove them.
Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don&#;t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, In order to assure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric staple gun and fasten your trousers securely in place around your waist.
Rule Four: I&#;m sure you&#;ve been told that in today&#;s world, sex without utilizing a &#;barrier method&#; of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I WILL kill you.
Rule Five: You may believe that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is &#;early."
Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make YOU cry.
Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process which can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don&#;t you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?
Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where parents, policemen, or nuns are not within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than a goose down parka zipped up to her chin. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chain saws are okay.

Eight Simple Rules for Dating My Teenaged Daughter

this is a new rule — no boys upstairs, downstairs, anywhere in the house until after the holidays — which includes Christmas, New Year's, Fourth of July, and, for good measure, Groundhog Day.

Paul Hennessy in the 8 Simple Rules TV show based on those rules

If you have a son, you only have to worry about one swinging dick. But when you have a daughter, then you have to worry about every swinging dick in town.

Texan Proverb

Takeda:Is this about me dating Jacqui?
Jax:You're dating Jacqui?!
Takeda:Real smooth, Takeda

Mortal Kombat X

Maurrant: So she's got you headed the same way, has she? Goin' out nights with married men, huh?
Rose: You don't need to worry about me, Pop. I can take care of myself all right.
Maurrant: No daughter o' mine ain't gonna go that way. I seen too many o' those kind around the theayter.
Rose: Things are different nowadays, Pop. I guess maybe you don't realize that. Girls aren't the way they used to be—sort of soft and helpless. A girl nowadays knows how to look out for herself. But not her, Pop; she needs somebody to look after her.
Maurrant: Aw, can all that talk! You been listenin' to them Bolshevikis, that's the trouble. But I'm gonna keep you straight, by God, or I'll know the reason why.
Rose: I guess I've got a right to think about things for myself.
Maurrant: Yeah? Well, don't let me ketch that other bozo comin' around here either—that's all I got to say.

Street Scene

"Boy, look at me. You see that little girl there? That's my only little girl, man. She's my life. So if you have any thoughts about hugging, or kissing, you remember these words: I got no problem going back to prison."

Bill Engvall

"I'll hang you with my bare hands if you get close to my son!"

Danbei Makiba, UFO Robo Grendizer

"Let me ask you something, sir. Wouldn't you have done what I did if you had found your daughter in a man's apartment?"

O'Neill, The Moon is Blue

"He'd have been quite justified in killing you. So would I, for that matter. There is no closed season for seducers. The unwritten law protects us fathers I'll grant that if somebody would write it down, more people would know just where they stand—but the principle's sound. Man has the right to protect his daughter. Duty to protect her."

David, The Moon is Blue

"Come on in, boy, sit on down, and tell me about yourself
So you like my daughter, do ya, now? Yeah, we think she's something else
She's her daddy's girl, her mama's world
She deserves respect, that's what she'll get, ain't it, son?
I'll see when you get back, bet I'll be up all night
Still cleaning this gun"

Rodney Atkins, "Cleaning This Gun (Come On In Boy)"

Penny:Momma, Daddy, can I go with my friends to the Hip-Hop Helicoptershow?
Oscar:No, because I've seen that show and I know that boys will be there.
Trudy:Did you know that there are boys in church too?
Oscar:Fine, she can't go there either.

The Proud Family

I'll tell you what would really age me fast: if I had a teenaged daughter. I don't think I could handle that. Because that would mean that teenaged boys would be coming around to my house. "Hi, Mr. Barry!" they'd say, with their cheerful, innocent young voices. "We're here to have sex with your daughter!"
No, of course they wouldn't come out and
say that, but I know that's what they'd be thinking, because I was a teenaged boy once, and I was basically a walking hormone storm. I'm sure modern boys are no different. So if I had a teenaged daughter, and a boy came to my house, after somehow picking his way through the land mines in the lawn, I'd probably lunge through the screen door and strangle him right there ("Hi, Mr. Barry! Is Jennifer heAAAAAAAWWWWK").
You think I'm exaggerating, but I have male friends whose daughters are approaching puberty at speeds upwards of miles per hour, and when you say the word "dating", my friends get a look in their eyes that makes Charles Manson look like Captain Kangaroo.

Dave Barry Turns 40

"The Jonas Brothers are here; they&#;re out there somewhere. Sasha and Malia are huge fans. But boys, don&#;t get any ideas. I have two words for you, &#;predator drones.&#; You will never see it coming."

Barack Obama

Peaches:Okay, so tell me, when exactly will I be allowed to hang out with boys?
Manny:When I'm dead, plus three days. Just to make sure I'm dead.

Ice Age 4: Continental Drift

Just remember these two things: She's nineteen years old, and the 82nd Airborne works for me.

President Josiah Bartlet, The West Wing

Nakmor Vorn:Pathfinder, if you don't make it in time, could you give Kesh my love, please?
Nakmor Drack:Don't be stupid, of course we'll make it in - wait, what did you just say?
Nakmor Vorn:Uh-oh. Ooh! I said "love", didn't I?
Nakmor Drack:I'm gonna rescue him, and then I'm gonna kill him!

Mass Effect: Andromeda

"I'm already in love with my little girl, and ready to terrorize any of her potential future suitors."

R.C. on his newborn daughter, Sabrina Online

Batman:Call your boy off, Clark.
Superman:What do you mean, Bruce? What boy?
Batman:Superboy.Tell him to stay away from Batgirl, or else.

Batgirl ()

Mr. Uraraka: Not many boys are willingly so ready to meet a girl's parents. I don't know if should respect that or be worried he's so forward,
Izuku: F-Forward!?
Ochako: Daddy!!
Mrs. Uraraka: Now dear, you promised you wouldn't be too hard on the young man.
Mr. Uraraka: It's not only my right, but my duty to give any boy my daughter "hangs out with" a hard time.

Green Tea Rescue

Luke:Heading to the roller rink
Sam:And?
Luke:And we're gonna skatemaybe get some foodhealthy food?
Sam:Good choice. I remember picking up Lucy Carmichael on her first date. Her dad was a lumberjack. All I could think about was him chopping down trees.
Luke:You're a doctor, right?
Sam:Surgeon. I cut people open.

Good Witch

Her dad be evil, no twin
Skin purp' like the sprite, sippin&#;
He open his yap and you wouldn&#;t believe it's the sound of an angel when he spittin&#;
Even though he look like a demon
Hold my blue nuts as I battle for the taking
Of this girl, I just wanna hold her hand
Look in our DM&#;s and it&#;s like candy land
Yo, I really can't bust when her evil ass dad tryna make my ass be grass
So I got one shot, learned to spit real hot, and it might just go like this
Dad's Anger:I know what you're doing here, Jordan. You don't think that I know what you know, but I know, you little punk!
Dad's Fear:He's not good enough for Riley. No one is!
Dad's Sadness:Go back to jail!
Dad's Anger:What are you looking for, Jordan? Something to steal?
Dad's Sadness:Like our daughter.

Riley's First Date?

Chris's Father:So, is your top-secret mission going well?
Margit:Yes, sir. All is fine with Frau Chris.
Chris's Father:That is good to hear. Then I will order the stealth fighter in Kawakami airspace to return to base. Continue forth with your valiant mission, Margit. If any man makes a pass on my beloved Chris
Margit:Then I, captain of the Hounds, will hunt him down.
Chris's Father:Good. If need be, you can have bombers at your disposal.

Majikoi! Love Me Seriously!


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#1. The reward is in the risk. You can't stay hidden inside Grandpa's overprotective cloak forever. You've seemed like you needed to grow out of that for a while. Mom and Dad going away, and the red notebook, these things just helped. Now it's up to you to - Author: Rachel Cohn
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#2. 14He brought them out of their gloom and darkness and broke their chains. 15Let them give thanks to the LORD for his love and for the miracles he does - Author: Max Lucado
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#3. notice these inconsistencies: Christian and anti-Christian polemicists - Author: Richard Brookhiser
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#4. Always treat people as ends in themselves, never as means to an end. - Author: Immanuel Kant
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#5. Personally, I quite like that. Such stupid gallantry.
Yes. I like that a lot. - Author: Markus Zusak
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#6. To keep a lamp burning we have to keep putting oil in it. - Author: George MacDonald
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#7. It is unreasonable for the common people to expect a known corrupt legal system to protect them. - Author: Steven Magee
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#8. No press, no television. If my mom calls and says, 'Did you hear about?' I don't want to know nothing about anything that is going on in relation to music. I shut it all off. - Author: Lady Gaga
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#9. The history of sex is the history of glimpses: first ankles, then cleavage, then knees. More recently, tattoos, navel rings, tongue studs, underwear (p. 92). - Author: Geoff Dyer
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# Sister, you know that?" he asked. "She could beat me - Author: Diane Chamberlain
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34 Dads That Don&#;t Want To See You Dating Their Daughters

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It's never easy seeing your little ones grow up, but there comes a time when every parent has to let go and allow their children the time and space they need to make their own way in life. As you can see from this hilarious list of overprotective dads compiled by Bored Panda however, some people have a harder time than others when it comes to taking a back seat, especially where their daughters are concerned! Do you have a dad like this? Let us know in the comments below, and don't forget to vote for the funniest!

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The Overprotective Dad - Dad Talk

He smiled his kind smile and drank more from a cup. - Well, then Ira and I stay on the farm. said Masha a little sadly.

Now discussing:

The pain of being forced to copulate with Esther (how fragile language is in this sense, it does not give me the right word, I. Have to designate what I need with some vile biological term, which, however, is much better than other words that I cannot afford to use ), pain from the fact that she was raped by some scum, pain from alienation, from being naked, all these pains were with me, they accompanied in my numerous trips from one room to another in attempts to hide myself from realizing where I am and what should i do here.

But, in the end, I myself wanted it and I have to pay for stupidity, for naivety and confidence in desires. Am I actually to blame for my desires, was I their progenitor.



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